Luke ‘n’ Kim

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have you heard about newcastle united’s fate recently? why don’t i fill you in!

apparently a couple of weeks ago kevin keegan was managing the side and everything was going pretty well, winning and drawing matches, positive rumours in the transfer market, m.owen was fit and even stayed on for another season…

then there were mumblings that funds weren’t being allocated to signings and it was out of the managers hands… after numerous meetings, one way or another, kev left the club… fans protest solidly and consistently… owner decides it was a mistake to disagree and part ways with kev, and now wants to sell the club off!

so now, the papers are full of takeover and new manager rumours, all the while the actual football players are losing at every opportunity… the premiership so far has gone like this:

1-0 win against bolton
0-3 loss against arsenal
1-2 loss against hull (!!)
1-3 loss against west ham

looks good eh…

after all my early season optimism, i think this year we’ll actually be in a relagation battle and some other clubs may even pick up some january bargains! not cool.

hopefully me writing this down will force the players to prove me wrong.